heyyyyyyeyyeyayayey it is the day after my 21st birthday and I’m a little fucked up and you should all follow my main blog.
I don’t use this blog very much at the moment, so if you want you can follow me on this blog!
Okay I look lame as fuck but I was excited because I was taking selfies in my cat flag shirt and this lil turd walked up.
Fun shark attack facts:
- In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.
- Humans are assholes.
- Sharks are not assholes.
- Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….