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Okay I look lame as fuck but I was excited because I was taking selfies in my cat flag shirt and this lil turd walked up.

Okay I look lame as fuck but I was excited because I was taking selfies in my cat flag shirt and this lil turd walked up.


How do caption pictures

How do caption pictures


Fake cigarettes on set.

Fake cigarettes on set.



ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

spermbanker:

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….



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“Being in a band with your brother is probably one of the most amazing things in the world.”

Being in a band with your brother is probably one of the most amazing things in the world.”


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